The Ominous Conspiracy

by Dragonite1127 Mon Dec 07, 2020 8:39 pm

Drago Nova
November 10th, 2017
P6 - English Honors
Quote #71 - Passions

The Ominous Conspiracy

Once upon a time, there existed a conspiracy ensnaring the entire globe in a terrifying but all-consuming plague spawned by the organization known as the MDH (Misery Dominates Happiness or misery), and thereupon embodied the triumphant God. Similarly, these sheep, or any other pest, lived in a lugubrious dark barn to avoid the criticism of disparities; moreover, those same depraved flies fell prey to the lies created by their superior wolves and foxes. Identically, the outrageous simpletons who claimed to work for love, dreams, hope, friendship, or victory were trapped in the chasm. Correspondingly, Jefferson, a pesky maggot, stated that a sagacious and prudent barn allows their dull insects to select their own delusional careers while the barn does not receive payment in exchange for their never-ending labor; however, a life without extraterrestrial actions is the hallmark of a slow fiery extermination. Additionally, payments towards monotonous organizations were naught but a manipulative scheme conceived by the sadistic and narcissistic MDH. In the case of the inferior, their pessimistic world would not alter alone, but one could alter it by becoming the God of the new world to free chickens from their path of unchanging melancholy to a path of almighty bliss.

In their whimsical village, those same monsters running the conspiracy forced their donkeys to change their lifestyle into an inferior one with trivial work. Nevertheless, actions seeking attention and change were merely small rocks in their path as they strenuously kicked others reasoning to the side of the road presenting torture to those who pursued justice; it's an iron rule of the rotten society of aliens. For instance, Jefferson believes that the glorious barn allows for one to pursue their passions as he naïvely affirms, “A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men [and women] free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement[...]”. In other words, he permits the use of others as pawns and approves of kidnapping cows in boring lifestyles claiming that they must find their passion; therefore, he and many others with the same merciless ideals were working for the secret organization and its many conspiracies behind the scenes. Simply put, the laborers cooked themselves to extinction, which fed the wolves with their seasoned meat. On the other hand, only the strong thought they couldn’t run away from these predicaments; besides, it is impossible for it to always be the individual's fault and in many incidents, it's society, the world, one’s surroundings, or the demon that's mistaken and by saying that "you can change yourself", they’re conforming to that trashy, indifferent, sinful, and malevolent world. It’s a euphemism one uses to deceive everyone, including oneself while agreeing to become the world’s slave. As a primary example, the agents forcefully raised their powerless cows into pursuing a career by achieving a prejudicial degree only to be caged in a fence for their meat and urine (milk); nonetheless, repenting only lead to one’s video games and hay being taken away from them which lead one sucked into the black hole of despair. Regardless, these cows actually were justifiable for seeking change in their decaying field; moreover, the agents would always enforce misery despite their ethical behavior. Comparatively, those who didn’t work were pressured to change by their spiritual coyotes; however, if they didn’t work, then suffering would overpower the individual for the desire of food, water, and shelter. Additionally, if there is always room for improvement, then the ultimate and breathtaking success ceases to exist in this realm. In their colony, victory was a mere lie and the one at fault for their world’s suffering was the cold-blooded MDH.

Simultaneously, the conspiracy nobles insisted that one must suffer through work for their spouse; however, instinctual relationships are built on nothing but lies, for love is naught but a façade used to create other symbols of unreasonably pricey malicious tumors. According to their ancient civilizations, labor is the act of incurring risk for a spouse to obtain a reward; however, underwear and money are nothing but cotton and linen that vanish in a mere farm fire. Therefore, the appropriate choice is to enter an apathetic tribe without having to work. Furthermore, 3D love is a vicious beast, whereas 2D spouses have no chance of dealing any blows to one’s fragile emotional state. On top of that, one can escape the fear of misery and rejection by embracing innocent and alluring 2D characters. Similarly, forming packs with others yields no benefit to the individual as it insignificantly reduces the long-term suffering; therefore, the nectar of life consists of solitude and is superior compared to the desires of intercourse and the useless effects of perennial stress. In like manner, the aggressive MDH hijacks others cash; hence, the only reason for one’s fleeting existence is for other barns’ labor and revenue. Essentially, the lies established by the secret agents of the MDH were nothing but added nutrients in the endless black hole of calamities towards the vertebrates. Regardless, Jefferson fails to realize the sociopathic patterns of his bloodthirsty shed as he credulously states, “[...]shall not take from the mouth of labor and bread it has earned”. As a matter of fact, to keep infestations from killing each other off, Santa --the most remarkable and valuable member of the MDH-- manipulated his youthful slaves in exchange for insignificant presents. Subsequently, he charged his slaves about 10% of what they earn; thus, the MDH holes up the hardships one experiences with false happiness. Altogether, as the devious organization covered up the truth, they laughed at the worthless rejects believing in love and friendship behind their backs.

Those who worshipped God were enslaved by the rituals of dreams and hope; moreover, if God were to exist, then he would be the villain responsible for all of society’s misery unless a miracle occurs. With this in mind, the reason one exists is to free animality from their vapid and cloudy lifestyle; however, if one encrypts themselves in their tortuous lifestyle, then they have failed their reason for living. Under these circumstances, what should one do when there is an evil they cannot defeat by just means? Do they stain their hands with evil to destroy evil or do they remain steadfastly just in righteousness, even if it means surrendering to evil? In the ideal case, one should commit evil to destroy the greater evil on the battlefield. Thus, one must sacrifice their own soul and body in order to defeat the evil MDH, for it is the duty of the strong soldiers that oppose the organization to offer their MDH to hell. Forthwith, if death occurs, the victim’s MDH would also evaporate because the MDH was God and it stretched the entire globe; furthermore, for the goal of salvation, one’s own conscience must be cast aside since destruction always comes before creation. To clarify, when their world dissipates, the MDH’s world --God-- would also disappear. Moreover, they would become the God of the new world by overthrowing God in a fire and releasing the sheep from their misery. However, these petrified victims secluded in the dark abyss would never arrive at the same resolution; furthermore, these people eternally relied on the hassles and nuisances of misery, dreams, and hope. They would never experience the modern customary lifestyle of the joyful and almighty bear: zero social transmissions, browsing through 4Chan and Reddit, fighting legendary Pokemon and erotic swordswomen in RPGs, masturbating to 2D characters on the dark web, eating spicy chips of grass, and other pleasuring activities that last for a pleasant and exquisite eternity. Thus, in the modern and prevalent universe, the sacred bear rules himself in his cave and is free of MDH because fleas lack existence; therefore, he is the HDM (Happiness Dominates Misery or blissful) god of his own world. Fundamentally, in this dimension, misery eternally dominated happiness around the planet as the heinous MDH slowly killed everyone with their psychic attacks.

In this quixotic farmland, the organization was responsible for the hardships and challenges causing peasants to meet their fated perpetual anguish. Mating, mooing, and urinating on others were the only hopes of success in this dreary economy. Therefore, change is only possible if the world allows it; in addition, victory, love, dreams, hope, and friendship are the barriers to a solitary life of paradise. Thus, those who praised the negligible organization would never throw their suffering away in a fire; in their reality, they accepted their undesirable misery. In brief, the only way one flourished in this mythical society, created by their villainous God, was to fall victim to the ominous conspiracy devised by the infamous MDH; ultimately, they lived unhappily ever after.

by charizardf1 Tue Dec 08, 2020 2:34 am

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by Onoxdorf Tue Dec 08, 2020 7:05 am

"Mating, mooing, and urinating on others were the only hopes of success in this dreary economy."

by charizardf1 Wed Dec 09, 2020 1:26 am

wait wtf??

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