100 things wrong with Super SMash Brothers: Ultimate

by stew Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:16 am

1. smash ultimate's theme is objectively bad
2. its on the switch ????????????
3. no home run contest
4. no break the targets
5. no stage builder
6. no smash run
7. no custom moves (from smash 4)
8. offline is literally just fighting boring CPUs
9. main menu music is ear rape
10. you need to beat WORLD OF LIGHT in order to change the menu music
11. world of light takes over 20 hours to complete
12. world of light is objectively boring af
13. you dont get a notification once you've unlocked every song in the game
14. only like 2 or 4 final fantasy songs =w=
15. > item shop
16. if you want to unlock most songs, you need to spend hours staring at the item shop until a new song pops up
17. spirits are literally stupid and gay
18. > takes no effort to unlock every character ( might as well have them all unlocked from the start lol xd)
19. stage morph is offline only
20. tournament mode is offline only
21. squad strike is offline only
22. custom smash is offline only
23. smashdown is offline only
24. classic mode is still bad
25. century smash is bad
26. all star smash is bad
27. cruel smash is bad
28. piranha plant crashes game in all star smash
29. >amiibos still exist
30. cant customize which music plays in training room stage
31. replays are deleted after every update
32. REPLAYS DONT SAY WHO'S FIGHTING WHO
33. "Tips" is a stupid and pointless tab ( no one uses it )
34. only 9 movies in the game
35. Playlists is a stupid concept
36. Fire emblem characters are in english
37. > cant send ingame invites to your friends
38. in stats > battle data, battle arena stats are separated from "online" stats
39. QUICKPLAY is bad if youre bad at smash
40. spectating random online matches is literally stupid
41. "Background Matchmaking" is stupid
42. GSP is stupid
43. changing the "Type" of arena in battle arena makes no difference whatsoever
44. cant customize arena ring
45. default arena music is ear rape
46. arenas can only have 8 people
47. VOice chat requires a shit ton of work in order to make it happen ( it was perfectly in smash 4 )
48. Cant taunt in quickplay
49. no taunt messages in friendlies
50. arena name is limited to 22 characters
51. so many censored words in this game
52. people can simply join back if they were kicked out of an arena
53. the line system in battle arena is flawed
54. changing fighter takes you out of the line
55. changing arena music takes you out of the line
56. viewing the rules takes you out of the line
57. spectators take up a space in the arena
58. the game keeps track of how many times youve taken your opponents stock, but doesnt say how many games you've won
59. online is laggy 90% of the time
60. elite smash is filled with tryhard lucinas and palutenas
61. mii fighters are overpowered
62. bowser is overpowered
63. donkey kong's cargo throw is overpowered ( was balanced in smash 4 )
64. ground / bury attacks are broken ( they were balanced in previous games )
65. mario's up tilt doesnt hit infront of him
66. samus's recovery can reverse in air and cause you to die
67. bowser's recovery can reverse in air and cause you to die
68. young link's recovery can reverse in air and cause you to die
69. toon link's recovery can reverse in air and cause you to die
70. link's recovery can reverse in air and cause you to die
71. ivysaur's recovery is weird
72. diddy kongs recovery is trash
73. bayonettas witch time is horrible
74. captain falcon was nerfed for no reason
75. ganondorf is overpowered
76. piranha plants spike ball does 20%
77. PK FREEZE is overpowered
78. game and watch's bacon move is overpowered
79. greninja is sluggish for no reason
80. luigi's down special is no longer a recovery option
81. > this game has kill confirms
82. snakes recovery is horrible
83. robin has a limit to the amount of times he can use his/her recovery
84. you can only grab the ledge 5-10 times
85. sonic's neutral b is overpowered
86. >cant run past opponents
87. mii brawlers counter is overpowered
88. pac man has ugly alternative outfits
89. mewtwo has ugly alternative outfits
90. no black yoshi
91. no shiny forms of the pokemons
92. sonics alternatives are ugly.
93. >DLC
94. castle siege is a horribly designed stage that can literally cripple characters with projectiles ( and its tournament legal? )
95. lylat is a horrible stage that can cripple characters with projectiles, and the platforms are weird and wonky ( and its tournament legal? )
96. the legal yoshi stages have janking ledges, and gives short characters a stupid advantage
97. the dreamland stage can literally cripple anyone and everyone, so choosing it over battlefield is silly
98. the fountain of dreams stage causes framerate issues
99. cant wall tech after 150%
100. game is $80

by charizardf1 Wed Feb 27, 2019 8:48 am

Stew is right

by **Mado** Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:09 pm

Stew is right.

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