Nova's Bizarre Adventures: Prologue

I lied.

A dry, empty wasteland...Wind howling, dust rising up from the crusty ground. Two strange characters stood apart from each other; One wielding a fiery shortsword, yet did so with no arms, and the other possessed no weapons of any kind...He was just standing there, menacingly from a 'safe' distance with some sort of smug grin.

The one that possessed a sharp blade decided to rush down( or at least attempt to) the white creature with his swift movements, like as if his blade was dancing with him...But his the opposing foe suddenly spawned his own weapon from thin air, sporting a withered bandana around his head, and parried his attacks.

"I did not know cats could possess swords.." Said the armless man, gazing upon the smug catman.

":3c" was all the cat man 'said' before they decided to class with each other once more.

The loud noise was enough to peek two aliens interests, spectating the sword using duo's match from afar..

"Look...he has no arms, Brother."
"Oi, where the fuck are is arms though?"
"...Shall we take these two specimens to our Queen?"
"Not sure, one of those, uh, creatures are cheeky-looking."
"Not as cheeky as that yellow guy we abducted the other day." 
"True, but we'll get more crumpets and tea for a job well done."
"Oi, subject number-234, fire up the probes."
"Would you like to see my VGC t-"
"Not now, do your task, crewmate"
"Then I can show you my Kyo-"
"Oh my god, YES. JUST DO YOUR JOB 234"